A Mexican Love Story

Something I got from the mail which is funny to me. Here Goes:

Maria a beautiful latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry
very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell
her papa.
Papa told her, “Maria, you’ll have to find another. Your Madre does not
know this, but Jose is your half-brother”.
So Maria forgot about her Jose, and soon planned to marry Ricardo.
But after telling papa again, he said, ” Maria ortra vez there’s trouble still.
“You can not marry Ricardo, mi hija. please don’t tell your mother, But Ricardo
and Jose are your half-brothers.”
Maria had no choice but to go to her mama. Mama already knew and
said “Mi hija, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo or marry Jose,
because you are not related to Papa.”